Ok, ok, it's only been two weeks. I really do remember what a computer looks like. I'm still capable of typing too.
So, here I sit, daintily, at the Fort Benning Library paying bills and getting denied access to myspace.com. The atmosphere outside is cold. Cold and damp. Freezing cold and damp. A light drizzle has been in effect all day and now street lamps cast quivering dashes of yellow across the tops of parking lot puddles. The sight reminds me of a painter's brush of water color.
"The library will be closing in 12 minutes", a voice calls to my right. I turn to see an older woman with a baby blue shirt looking in my direction. The greenish stains down her front are amusing. Was she busy painting up the scene outside when she accidentally spilled the yellow of the street lamps down her shirt. Is she really the goddess of inky nights who has taken up hiding in this small library? Or are the stains simply that of a toddler vomitting his recently emptied bottle onto her toddler blue shirt?
Sergeant school has been interesting. I was extremely bitter about the prospect at first, but upon realizing that I must accept those things that I cannot change I decided that a more positive attitude would be better suited for overcoming these four trying weeks in my life.
Life is routine. Life is Army. There are no fantastic bicycles to ride, no snowboards. Just 0430 formations and Airborne school standing proudly across the street. February 2nd will be a good day.
The library is closed.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Nonsense: Warrior Leadership Course
To my readers,
I'll be leaving you until the 2nd day of February 2007. Do not expect to hear from me.
Hell is a cold place.
I'll be leaving you until the 2nd day of February 2007. Do not expect to hear from me.
Hell is a cold place.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Journeys: Preface
View from Charlie's Doom Trail (Closed to the Public), Great Smoky Mountains.
I have safely returned from my epic adventure into Tennessee for the Christmas Holiday. More details to follow.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Rides: We Band Of Warriors
After a rather dull day off on Saturday I was afforded a surprise day of kick ass singlespeeding on Sunday. I arrived at the FATS at 1030 on Sunday morning to find 10 other riders mustering for singletrack battle. I quickly pulled on my armor, mounted my steed, and joined my warrior brethern as they prepared to ride into the fray.
It would be a long morning of battle. Many would fall and blood would be shed.
We started off with Deep Step Trail, my least favorite, for our warm up. It was really cool to be out with such a large group. I think this had been my first true group ride since riding with the MORE group back in May. After we finished Deep Step I got to chat with most of the riders and find out who I was riding with. There was Todd from Pisgah Forest who helped build the FATS, Bill from North Augusta who also helped build the FATS, Alan from Augusta who was out for his first ride on a brand new singlespeed, and another Todd (I think) who was back in Augusta from Seattle to visit and ride with the old crew.
The next trail we assaulted was Great Wall. It was Great Wall that slew the bulk of our warriors. It was also on Great Wall that I discovered that Todd from Pisgah Forest rides like a bat out of hell. Steve would say that, "I couldn't carry his lunch". When I finally caught up with Todd at the next trail intersection he was calmly drinking H2O while I panted heavily and plopped down on a tree stump. When the rest of the group rolled up I was pretty well cooled down. Someone had flatted so our break was somewhat extended. Before we started riding again six riders decided to bail out to the parking lot. The tide of the war was turning.
Anyway, Todd continued to bury me on the next two trails and by the time we had finished the entire 25 miles of the FATS I was cooked. We returned to the parking lot victorious.
We few. We proud. Todd said we all earned a stamp on our "man" cards.
I shook some hands around the parking lot, stretched, and left.
I was so hungry I had to stop at Fazoli's and eat a huge plate of Fettucini Alfredo and Chicken Parmesan.
As hungry as I was it was a privilege to get to ride with some other riding fanatics, especially ones that had significantly contributed to the building of the FATS, thanks guys.
It looks like I'm headed to Gatlinburg, TN for the Christmas weekend...so...yeah.
It would be a long morning of battle. Many would fall and blood would be shed.
We started off with Deep Step Trail, my least favorite, for our warm up. It was really cool to be out with such a large group. I think this had been my first true group ride since riding with the MORE group back in May. After we finished Deep Step I got to chat with most of the riders and find out who I was riding with. There was Todd from Pisgah Forest who helped build the FATS, Bill from North Augusta who also helped build the FATS, Alan from Augusta who was out for his first ride on a brand new singlespeed, and another Todd (I think) who was back in Augusta from Seattle to visit and ride with the old crew.
The next trail we assaulted was Great Wall. It was Great Wall that slew the bulk of our warriors. It was also on Great Wall that I discovered that Todd from Pisgah Forest rides like a bat out of hell. Steve would say that, "I couldn't carry his lunch". When I finally caught up with Todd at the next trail intersection he was calmly drinking H2O while I panted heavily and plopped down on a tree stump. When the rest of the group rolled up I was pretty well cooled down. Someone had flatted so our break was somewhat extended. Before we started riding again six riders decided to bail out to the parking lot. The tide of the war was turning.
Anyway, Todd continued to bury me on the next two trails and by the time we had finished the entire 25 miles of the FATS I was cooked. We returned to the parking lot victorious.
We few. We proud. Todd said we all earned a stamp on our "man" cards.
I shook some hands around the parking lot, stretched, and left.
I was so hungry I had to stop at Fazoli's and eat a huge plate of Fettucini Alfredo and Chicken Parmesan.
As hungry as I was it was a privilege to get to ride with some other riding fanatics, especially ones that had significantly contributed to the building of the FATS, thanks guys.
It looks like I'm headed to Gatlinburg, TN for the Christmas weekend...so...yeah.
Friday, December 15, 2006
Rides: Ummmmm
This week has been somewhat dull in regard to writing inspirations.
Tuesday I opted not to ride at the Warehouse so that I could run and swim. On Thursday I turned one 48 minute lap on range road and then ran. I'm focusing on getting my two mile run time back to the low 11's for sergeant school in January.
We will see.
Tuesday I opted not to ride at the Warehouse so that I could run and swim. On Thursday I turned one 48 minute lap on range road and then ran. I'm focusing on getting my two mile run time back to the low 11's for sergeant school in January.
We will see.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Rides: Last, The Week In Riding (Dammit)
I am reminded of 10 white frozen toes clipped to a bicycle as I sit here daintily enjoying a deliciously chilling blue ceramic bowl of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
The toes were mine and it was Tuesday night.
I was out riding with Andy Jordan and others in North Augusta, SC with bright headlights and uber winter riding gear. We rode a 20 mile loop that took us zigzagging through neighborhoods, across I-20, and up the constantly underestimated Bergen Road climb. Near the end of the ride as we rode down the Greenway, a paved recreation path that follows the Savannah River, the somewhat colder than (hell) 40 degree farenheit wind whipped and tore at those 10 toes. It was my first true night road ride and it had been fun. Even in the southern wintry conditions I learned something very important, pros don't walk Bergen.
That was for Drew and, yes, it's an inside joke.
On Thursday I was out riding in the dark again with Andy Jordan and company. We were like patchy alley cats bobbing and weaving throughout indiscriminate side streets and back alleys etched into downtown Augusta. Somehow we piled on 20 miles without leaving the city and even ascended a surprisingly tough climb to Augusta State College and the old Jordan homestead (as Andy puts it(not a curse)). It wasn't quite as cold as Tuesday, just (damn) blustery.
There is something about riding in the cold night that is almost...poetic? I'm not sure how to explain myself.
On Sunday I somehow managed to con my buddy, Zack, into breaking out the Trance for a ride at the FATS. I took my singlespeed, of course, and we took a pretty easy spin out Deep Step and Skinny Trails. Zack doesn't ride much so the pace is always significantly in the decrease, but I enjoy his company, plus, it always makes me feel special inside when I can get someone else to ride.
What else do I always do on Sunday? The Sundaily!
This week it was Radiohead's hypnotic album "Amnesiac" which I've always been a huge fan of, but never owned. Well, now I'm owning (that shit).
And that's not all the music that was had.
Oh, yes, Dan Gescheider and I lit up the storage space music scene on Jimmie Dyess Parkway on both Saturday and Sunday. We now have two (kick ass) tracks solidified and Dan also has at least two more pieces of material to be developed in the near future. I just need to come up with some ideas for my drumming on those two tracks and we will be set.
(Holy shit) We still need a vocalist!
Mom, what is it about this late night jazz music (shit) on NPR that makes me feel so mellow? It makes me feel so mellow I feel inclined to curse to balance my yin with my yang (see parentheses).
The toes were mine and it was Tuesday night.
I was out riding with Andy Jordan and others in North Augusta, SC with bright headlights and uber winter riding gear. We rode a 20 mile loop that took us zigzagging through neighborhoods, across I-20, and up the constantly underestimated Bergen Road climb. Near the end of the ride as we rode down the Greenway, a paved recreation path that follows the Savannah River, the somewhat colder than (hell) 40 degree farenheit wind whipped and tore at those 10 toes. It was my first true night road ride and it had been fun. Even in the southern wintry conditions I learned something very important, pros don't walk Bergen.
That was for Drew and, yes, it's an inside joke.
On Thursday I was out riding in the dark again with Andy Jordan and company. We were like patchy alley cats bobbing and weaving throughout indiscriminate side streets and back alleys etched into downtown Augusta. Somehow we piled on 20 miles without leaving the city and even ascended a surprisingly tough climb to Augusta State College and the old Jordan homestead (as Andy puts it(not a curse)). It wasn't quite as cold as Tuesday, just (damn) blustery.
There is something about riding in the cold night that is almost...poetic? I'm not sure how to explain myself.
On Sunday I somehow managed to con my buddy, Zack, into breaking out the Trance for a ride at the FATS. I took my singlespeed, of course, and we took a pretty easy spin out Deep Step and Skinny Trails. Zack doesn't ride much so the pace is always significantly in the decrease, but I enjoy his company, plus, it always makes me feel special inside when I can get someone else to ride.
What else do I always do on Sunday? The Sundaily!
This week it was Radiohead's hypnotic album "Amnesiac" which I've always been a huge fan of, but never owned. Well, now I'm owning (that shit).
And that's not all the music that was had.
Oh, yes, Dan Gescheider and I lit up the storage space music scene on Jimmie Dyess Parkway on both Saturday and Sunday. We now have two (kick ass) tracks solidified and Dan also has at least two more pieces of material to be developed in the near future. I just need to come up with some ideas for my drumming on those two tracks and we will be set.
(Holy shit) We still need a vocalist!
Mom, what is it about this late night jazz music (shit) on NPR that makes me feel so mellow? It makes me feel so mellow I feel inclined to curse to balance my yin with my yang (see parentheses).
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Nonsense: This Should Have Been Posted Last Sunday
We all want things. As humans we will always want.
I have a friend named Jorge who wants something. He wants electricity, or better yet, a new place to live.
Sometime two weeks ago, Jorge’s room mate, who is in charge of paying the bills, uprooted and moved out of the shared apartment. Not only did all of Jorge’s room mate’s clothing, furniture, and his general bodily presence disappear, but so did the electricity. When Zach and I arrived at Jorge’s apartment on Friday night to begin a period of voluntary inebriation we found ourselves thrust into a universe running parallel to our own, one without electricity.
In the dark, we gingerly picked our way around the numerous Uhaul boxes littering the living room floor. Jorge was seated in a corner of the room in one of five dining chairs encircling a dining table that was not there. A Maglite stood on the counter its beam aimed at the ceiling above it. Next to the Maglite a lone candle flickered silently like a candle in a house with no electricity would.
“Five days. Fiiive days. No power.” Jorge raved. “No hot showers. No heat or air conditioning. Nothing for five days.”
Jorge went on to tell us how he lost his mind on the first night, because he had to sit in the dark with nothing to do, but by the third and fourth nights he began to find it quite relaxing to come home to the darkness, away from work and the world. It was something of a sanctuary in which he could spend time reflecting on his life or he could peacefully sit and read a book by the tongue of flame licking the dark atmosphere of his apartment. We were even bold enough to start a group discussion regarding voluntarily living without electricity for a given period of time, say a week, just to see what it would be like. For me the whole concept was a trip down memory lane to times when the wintry wonderland of West Virginia would come crashing down on the power lines of the Spencer community, halting modern life as we knew it. Evenings were spent around the dinner table playing cards our shadows cast by our hurricane lamp centerpiece. As our modern commodities faded around us we were brought together as a family on the Bolte farm in those harsh times simply enjoying each other’s company, just as Zach, Jorge, and I were.
Trading off electricity to better enjoy the company of those around you?
A blessing in disguise?
Continuing, Jorge isn’t the only person that wants something. I want something too. I want to feel good about riding again. Since my participation in the Tour de Fort on October 22nd and the completion of 180 miles of nonstop road “fun” I have not had the desire to get on one of my aluminum ponies and do what I do best. I now find myself slightly into December and still have not touched a bike. This is a disturbing lapse of time that leads me to honestly feel like a poser within my precious cycling community. Even with this knowledge I still found it impossible to overcome my guilt and just get riding. What was wrong with me? In November I had my four impacted wisdom teeth surgically removed from mouth. For six days after the surgery I was essentially bedridden and was involuntarily prohibited from physical activity. It was in this painful and depressive state that I suddenly found myself wishing I was outside enjoying the weather on one of my multiple cycling contraptions.
Was this my humbling blessing in disguise?
By the end of the weekend Jorge found a roof to sleep under and promptly moved in and began enjoying his return to the world of power. I even helped him move a piece of furniture to his new residence and afterwards we went out for dinner in a restaurant lit by electricity. As we talked about life, relationships, and the future I began to realize something. Whatever capacity you are enjoying the company of friends in, whether it is by candle light or electric light, friends are more important than electricity or anything else will ever be.
As for me, other than having corny revelations about the world around me, I also got what I wanted. My friend Drew invited me out to the FATS for a trail ride on Sunday. Now I had to ride whether I felt like it or not. Would my inner feelings change or would I still feel burnt out?
On December 3rd my six week riding slump ended. As the cold rain sprinkled down on my windshield as I left Fort Gordon on that Sunday morning I was unusually impassive toward the occurrence. On a normal day I would silently, or vocally, curse the sky for trying to ruin my forthcoming ride in the forest. Instead, I found myself looking into my rearview mirror at the dark green frame of my single speed that was latched to my tailgate. Yes, he knew what was coming and was just as excited as I suddenly found myself to be.
As Drew, Jason, and I pedaled through the rolling woodland terrain of FATS our tires crunched the remnants of the blazed autumn leaves, serenading the return to nature. As the tempo of the crinkling and mashing symphony increased so did the happiness. A smile spread across my face that would not fade for many hours afterward. I thought of this as I rode.
A question was once posed to a group of WVMBA riders by an IMBA representative at an event that I cannot recall. The question was, what has mountain biking done for you? At least two individuals stated that mountain biking had saved their lives. Riding rescued one man from the bowels of obesity while the other was turned away from a dark period of his life and turned on to a reason to live a better life. The IMBA man was shocked. He had never heard such a serious response.
Mountain biking did not save my life. Mountain biking and cycling are my life. It brings me an inner happiness that nothing else can. I’m here to ride.
So, if you feel like you are in a slump or don’t have the desire to ride, but know you should be, grab a friend, saddle up, and get riding.
Finally, there is yet another person that wants something from this cruel heartless world. Drew Jordan wants a sticker that says “I (heart) blogging”, and I hope he gets it, because I want that shit too.
I have a friend named Jorge who wants something. He wants electricity, or better yet, a new place to live.
Sometime two weeks ago, Jorge’s room mate, who is in charge of paying the bills, uprooted and moved out of the shared apartment. Not only did all of Jorge’s room mate’s clothing, furniture, and his general bodily presence disappear, but so did the electricity. When Zach and I arrived at Jorge’s apartment on Friday night to begin a period of voluntary inebriation we found ourselves thrust into a universe running parallel to our own, one without electricity.
In the dark, we gingerly picked our way around the numerous Uhaul boxes littering the living room floor. Jorge was seated in a corner of the room in one of five dining chairs encircling a dining table that was not there. A Maglite stood on the counter its beam aimed at the ceiling above it. Next to the Maglite a lone candle flickered silently like a candle in a house with no electricity would.
“Five days. Fiiive days. No power.” Jorge raved. “No hot showers. No heat or air conditioning. Nothing for five days.”
Jorge went on to tell us how he lost his mind on the first night, because he had to sit in the dark with nothing to do, but by the third and fourth nights he began to find it quite relaxing to come home to the darkness, away from work and the world. It was something of a sanctuary in which he could spend time reflecting on his life or he could peacefully sit and read a book by the tongue of flame licking the dark atmosphere of his apartment. We were even bold enough to start a group discussion regarding voluntarily living without electricity for a given period of time, say a week, just to see what it would be like. For me the whole concept was a trip down memory lane to times when the wintry wonderland of West Virginia would come crashing down on the power lines of the Spencer community, halting modern life as we knew it. Evenings were spent around the dinner table playing cards our shadows cast by our hurricane lamp centerpiece. As our modern commodities faded around us we were brought together as a family on the Bolte farm in those harsh times simply enjoying each other’s company, just as Zach, Jorge, and I were.
Trading off electricity to better enjoy the company of those around you?
A blessing in disguise?
Continuing, Jorge isn’t the only person that wants something. I want something too. I want to feel good about riding again. Since my participation in the Tour de Fort on October 22nd and the completion of 180 miles of nonstop road “fun” I have not had the desire to get on one of my aluminum ponies and do what I do best. I now find myself slightly into December and still have not touched a bike. This is a disturbing lapse of time that leads me to honestly feel like a poser within my precious cycling community. Even with this knowledge I still found it impossible to overcome my guilt and just get riding. What was wrong with me? In November I had my four impacted wisdom teeth surgically removed from mouth. For six days after the surgery I was essentially bedridden and was involuntarily prohibited from physical activity. It was in this painful and depressive state that I suddenly found myself wishing I was outside enjoying the weather on one of my multiple cycling contraptions.
Was this my humbling blessing in disguise?
By the end of the weekend Jorge found a roof to sleep under and promptly moved in and began enjoying his return to the world of power. I even helped him move a piece of furniture to his new residence and afterwards we went out for dinner in a restaurant lit by electricity. As we talked about life, relationships, and the future I began to realize something. Whatever capacity you are enjoying the company of friends in, whether it is by candle light or electric light, friends are more important than electricity or anything else will ever be.
As for me, other than having corny revelations about the world around me, I also got what I wanted. My friend Drew invited me out to the FATS for a trail ride on Sunday. Now I had to ride whether I felt like it or not. Would my inner feelings change or would I still feel burnt out?
On December 3rd my six week riding slump ended. As the cold rain sprinkled down on my windshield as I left Fort Gordon on that Sunday morning I was unusually impassive toward the occurrence. On a normal day I would silently, or vocally, curse the sky for trying to ruin my forthcoming ride in the forest. Instead, I found myself looking into my rearview mirror at the dark green frame of my single speed that was latched to my tailgate. Yes, he knew what was coming and was just as excited as I suddenly found myself to be.
As Drew, Jason, and I pedaled through the rolling woodland terrain of FATS our tires crunched the remnants of the blazed autumn leaves, serenading the return to nature. As the tempo of the crinkling and mashing symphony increased so did the happiness. A smile spread across my face that would not fade for many hours afterward. I thought of this as I rode.
A question was once posed to a group of WVMBA riders by an IMBA representative at an event that I cannot recall. The question was, what has mountain biking done for you? At least two individuals stated that mountain biking had saved their lives. Riding rescued one man from the bowels of obesity while the other was turned away from a dark period of his life and turned on to a reason to live a better life. The IMBA man was shocked. He had never heard such a serious response.
Mountain biking did not save my life. Mountain biking and cycling are my life. It brings me an inner happiness that nothing else can. I’m here to ride.
So, if you feel like you are in a slump or don’t have the desire to ride, but know you should be, grab a friend, saddle up, and get riding.
Finally, there is yet another person that wants something from this cruel heartless world. Drew Jordan wants a sticker that says “I (heart) blogging”, and I hope he gets it, because I want that shit too.
Monday, December 04, 2006
Rides: Quickly Now
It is lunch time on Fort Gordon and I only have 24 minutes of break left.
Yesterday something grand occurred. I rode a bicycle for the first time in a month. It was also my first coordinated group ride at FATS and it all kicked the max ass. I linked up with Drew Jordan.com and Jason (last name unknown) and we proceeded to blast off on the sweetest single track in South Carolina. By the end of the ride, my month of inactivity caught up with me setting my calves and quads on fire as I struggled up the last climb. I faded hard.
Brown Wave, Skinny, Great Wall. All clockwise. All fun.
If you have a gray dog with black spots and a blue collar, Drew says your an asshole. If this is your dog and you haven't seen it for 24 hours it's at the FATS. Go pick it up and take it home.
I did make it to borders (just barely) to retrieve my Sundaily which just so happened to be Rilo Kiley : The Execution of All Things. Jenny Lewis has a beautifully pleasing and addictive voice, almost as addictive as Burt's Beeswax (don't hate!).
Sorry for the shortness.
Out.
Yesterday something grand occurred. I rode a bicycle for the first time in a month. It was also my first coordinated group ride at FATS and it all kicked the max ass. I linked up with Drew Jordan.com and Jason (last name unknown) and we proceeded to blast off on the sweetest single track in South Carolina. By the end of the ride, my month of inactivity caught up with me setting my calves and quads on fire as I struggled up the last climb. I faded hard.
Brown Wave, Skinny, Great Wall. All clockwise. All fun.
If you have a gray dog with black spots and a blue collar, Drew says your an asshole. If this is your dog and you haven't seen it for 24 hours it's at the FATS. Go pick it up and take it home.
I did make it to borders (just barely) to retrieve my Sundaily which just so happened to be Rilo Kiley : The Execution of All Things. Jenny Lewis has a beautifully pleasing and addictive voice, almost as addictive as Burt's Beeswax (don't hate!).
Sorry for the shortness.
Out.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Nonsense: Hectivity
Tomorrow is December 1st...Happy December!
Do you know what is ill about December in Georgia? The weather is literally ill.
Warm, muggy, rainy, shit.
Those are four clever adjectives that wonderfully describe the climate conditions in the southern armpit of the United States of America during the long winter months. Oh, there will be no snow. No Jack Frost nipping at your nose. This is not the North. This is Hell.
Well, I must admit I've had a great week thus far (tomorrow is Friday). I'm finally getting over the whole oral surgery and I currently find myself 85% percent recovered. I still cannot conduct any physical training which is somewhat annoying and devastating. A few nights ago I proceeded to put myself through 20 god awful push ups to see how I would feel.
Two minutes post exercise someone started beating a bass drum inside my crazy head to the rythm of my heart's pumping. My ears soon began ringing incesstantly and my mouth began throbbing. I dumped Ibuprofen into my stomach and passed out.
This heart rate will not be got up until next week. All bets are off.
So, I'll get myself phat. Phat on Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream (it's so good!).
Seriously though, things at work have picked up again and it's so fulfilling to go in for eight hours a day, do the job I was trained to do, and earn my paycheck instead of watching TV until I fall asleep. Super fulfilling.
Due to my lack of physical participation in my free time I have been reading anything I can get my eyes on. My new book is "Unholy War: Terror in the Name of Jihad". It's a really informative book that shines light on how Islamic extremists use their faith to drive their Jihad against people that they don't agree with (I'll put a Jihad on you!). So far (first 50 pages) it's extremely dry, because the author is explaining the Islamic background (Muhammed and whatnot), but if your interested in learning about the faith it's a good read, 'caues it's in dumb ass terms too...cuz.
I also read an article on CNN.com about a man in Florida who was attacked by an alligator. The man was found right armless, naked, and admitted to smoking crack cocaine prior to the incident.
Crack is whack!
Reading is so much fun!
I like to save the best for last. I'm talking about the band. Dan and I had another practice session and we are solid on the development of our first piece. We just don't have any vocals! No one has applied yet. We are at a loss. Spread the word to your friends. We need to complete our sound.
After all those crazy ramblings from a hydrocodone afflicted southern hater I'll leave you with this final quote of negativity.
"What is it about this place (Augusta)? I feel like I'm slowly dying. It's killing all of us."
- Zach T. Jaenisch
Do you know what is ill about December in Georgia? The weather is literally ill.
Warm, muggy, rainy, shit.
Those are four clever adjectives that wonderfully describe the climate conditions in the southern armpit of the United States of America during the long winter months. Oh, there will be no snow. No Jack Frost nipping at your nose. This is not the North. This is Hell.
Well, I must admit I've had a great week thus far (tomorrow is Friday). I'm finally getting over the whole oral surgery and I currently find myself 85% percent recovered. I still cannot conduct any physical training which is somewhat annoying and devastating. A few nights ago I proceeded to put myself through 20 god awful push ups to see how I would feel.
Two minutes post exercise someone started beating a bass drum inside my crazy head to the rythm of my heart's pumping. My ears soon began ringing incesstantly and my mouth began throbbing. I dumped Ibuprofen into my stomach and passed out.
This heart rate will not be got up until next week. All bets are off.
So, I'll get myself phat. Phat on Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream (it's so good!).
Seriously though, things at work have picked up again and it's so fulfilling to go in for eight hours a day, do the job I was trained to do, and earn my paycheck instead of watching TV until I fall asleep. Super fulfilling.
Due to my lack of physical participation in my free time I have been reading anything I can get my eyes on. My new book is "Unholy War: Terror in the Name of Jihad". It's a really informative book that shines light on how Islamic extremists use their faith to drive their Jihad against people that they don't agree with (I'll put a Jihad on you!). So far (first 50 pages) it's extremely dry, because the author is explaining the Islamic background (Muhammed and whatnot), but if your interested in learning about the faith it's a good read, 'caues it's in dumb ass terms too...cuz.
I also read an article on CNN.com about a man in Florida who was attacked by an alligator. The man was found right armless, naked, and admitted to smoking crack cocaine prior to the incident.
Crack is whack!
Reading is so much fun!
I like to save the best for last. I'm talking about the band. Dan and I had another practice session and we are solid on the development of our first piece. We just don't have any vocals! No one has applied yet. We are at a loss. Spread the word to your friends. We need to complete our sound.
After all those crazy ramblings from a hydrocodone afflicted southern hater I'll leave you with this final quote of negativity.
"What is it about this place (Augusta)? I feel like I'm slowly dying. It's killing all of us."
- Zach T. Jaenisch
Monday, November 27, 2006
Nonsense: Real Food
Today was a pretty normal Monday. I woke up and life sucked. I am alive though, so I guess I should shut up about that.
I suppose today is somewhat special since I did chew for the first time in six days...twice. First I triumphantly strolled into Burger King on post and picked up some breakfast foodstuffs and then followed up later this evening at Logan's Roadhouse with some much needed shrimp. I took my ex-riding buddy Zach to Logan's and we chatted about his experiences at "how to be a sergeant school" which I will be attending in January. Apparently it sucked too, but enough about that.
Ok, so that was pretty much it. Boring day right?
I read in the news that the black community is waging (the black community being Reverend Jesse Jackson (God bless him)) war against the "N-word". Apparently the community (Jackson) is going to confront big time media ballers about removing the "N-word" from their respective productions.
In Islam one must do a Jihad on themself before they can Jihad others.
Good Luck!
I suppose today is somewhat special since I did chew for the first time in six days...twice. First I triumphantly strolled into Burger King on post and picked up some breakfast foodstuffs and then followed up later this evening at Logan's Roadhouse with some much needed shrimp. I took my ex-riding buddy Zach to Logan's and we chatted about his experiences at "how to be a sergeant school" which I will be attending in January. Apparently it sucked too, but enough about that.
Ok, so that was pretty much it. Boring day right?
I read in the news that the black community is waging (the black community being Reverend Jesse Jackson (God bless him)) war against the "N-word". Apparently the community (Jackson) is going to confront big time media ballers about removing the "N-word" from their respective productions.
In Islam one must do a Jihad on themself before they can Jihad others.
Good Luck!
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