Thursday, September 28, 2006

Journeys: The Cold Mountain Trek (September 22nd, 23rd, and 24th)

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 - 1500

A forward note:

I did not take a camera with me on this trip and I now sorely regret it. The Shining Rock Wilderness is an extremely beautiful area and I wish I could share the sights with all of you readers, but I know in my heart that it is impossible for me to convey to you just how extraordinary it all was. The lacking adjectives maintained in my humble vocabulary could never do nature justice. If I could take the images that I captured with my mind’s eye, print them on paper stored in my stomach, and shit them out of my ass, I would, but I cannot.

Apparently Mapquest has been giving me the run around this summer. Mapquest now shows that it is much faster to take I-26 to Pisgah instead of Route 25. Who knows how many hours I have lost off of my life taking Route 25 all summer? Thanks fuckers.

The weather in Augusta had been wonderful all week yet; somehow, somehow, it managed to be RAINING when I arrived at the forest. Certain un-named newly civilian personnel are claiming that the rain is a special gift of mine following me wherever I may roam.

Special gift my ass.

That night, when I rolled into the forest pretty much everything that could go wrong did. Of course I could not find an available roadside campsite and of course there would be a traffic delay on Route 276 while I was driving to the Big East Fork trailhead. So, somewhere around 0030 when I did make it to the trailhead parking lot I rolled up my windows, locked my doors, and drifted off into a fitful sleep until 0800.

Sleeping upright will make you have the most fucked up dreams. I promise.

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006 - 0800

When I woke up I had no clue where I was. Who sleeps in the cab of their truck anyway?
I walked around for a few minutes, yawning, until I got my bearings and then packed my backpack to the perfection that I desired it.

Where was I going anyway?

The Cold Mountain Trek Day 1:

Starting at the Big East Fork Trailhead on Route 276 follow the Big East Fork Trail south until you reach its junction with Greasy Cove Trail. Continue by hiking up Greasy Cove Trail to its junction with the Art Loeb Trail and turn north onto the Art Loeb Trail. Follow Art Loeb Trail past Shining Rock, through the Narrows, and in and out of Deep Gap until you reach Cold Mountain Trail. Continue north on Cold Mountain Trail until you crest the top at 6030 feet above sea level and look for a superb location at which to camp.

The Cold Mountain Trek Day 2:

Descend Cold Mountain to the Art Loeb Trail which you will follow south back through Deep Gap and over the Narrows. When you arrive at the Shining Rock feature turn east onto Old Butt Knob Trail and follow it until you reach the Big East Fork parking area.

Get into truck and drive off while listening to favorite tunes.

There are no blazes or trail markers in the Shining Rock Wilderness Area which can create some confusion at trail junctions, especially those which occur at draft intersections.

It took three hours to travel the first three miles and I became lost no more than two times.

The Big East Fork was a gorgeous draft especially since it was slightly swollen from the night before allowing foaming white water to rush eagerly around the numerous boulders that littered the draft bed. After the first half hour of hiking I came to a very peculiar campsite. Peculiar, because of its contents. Draped over a tree stump was a Kelty tent, a tarp lay flat on a bed of leaves, and three feet away a lone Teva sandal lay on its side.

Hmm…I hope there are not any dead bodies laying around out here.

Deliverance.

I left that odd campsite, crossed a small draft that was dumping into Big East Fork from the west, and finally became lost…for the first time. The trail just disappeared in front of my boots.

So, I returned to the Deliverancesque campsite and did some looking around. Fortunately, it did not take long for me to find a group of rock cairns in the middle of Big East Fork just out from the campsite. I slipped into my sandals and waded across to the opposing bank to find the trail once again.

Shit that water was cold.

I became lost for the second time about two miles later, because, again, I failed to notice another draft crossing. I knew I had gone too far in the wrong direction when I came to a sign demarcating the southern boundary of the Shining Rock Wilderness. I sat down for a map check and ate a cereal bar. Just as I had figured out where I needed to backtrack to a gray haired weekend warrior of a day hiker with uber pimped out gear and threads rolled up on my candy ass. This warrior correctly assumed that I was somewhat lost and offered to return me to the Greasy Cove Trail junction.

When we finally reached the appropriate draft crossing approximately 400 meters back down the trail, I quickly slipped into my sandals and waded the stream. About halfway across I turned to find my new warrior friend visually considering vaulting a gap between two large rocks in the draft with his hiking poles.

Negative thoughts raced through my mind as I pictured the warrior’s old man knees and ankles, as well as various other body parts, shattering upon crash landing at the end of his short flight. I kindly intruded on his fantasy by moving a few rocks around in the draft to form a makeshift bridge of sorts so that he could cross unscathed. Once we reached the other side and were safely on dry ground he thanked me by giving me a lengthy “leave no trace” lecture which included his humble admittance that he was packing two cans of spray paint to cover any illegal trail blazes that he found.

Oregano and stone.

I was just glad that I did not have to pack his warrior self out of the woods, because he tried to impress a 21 year old kid with an Evil Knevil like stunt.

Greasy Cove Trail was long, steep, slow, and grassy, but it eventually brought me to Grassy Top, elevation unknown, from which I had my first commanding view of the surrounding terrain. It could be described as gently wind swept, but once again, I just do not have the adjectives to properly describe the view. I just cannot.

On top of the ridge I was able to travel much faster, because there were not many significant changes in elevation between Grassy Top and Could Mountain, just a few saddles. Halfway through this ridge top movement I came across Shining Rock itself. Shining Rock itself is basically a huge outcropping of quartz rock that appears out of nowhere in bumfuck Pisgah. As you know quartz is white and sparkles a lot hence the name Shining Rock (itself).

It would have been a cool feature to stop at had it not been infested with shrieking humanoid parasites known as Boyscouts.

Ah, the old glory days.

I scrambled across the Narrows, a razor sharp ridge with many large rock outcroppings that often required the assistance of all four of my appendages to overcome. A quick jaunt through Deep Gap and I was finally ascending Cold Mountain.

It did not take long to get to the top and it really was not that strenuous, just refreshing to finally be coming to the close of a 15 mile hike over eight hours. When I did reach the bench mark at 6030 feet I took a moment to stand on an outcropping and gaze south looking over the valleys and mountain below me through which I had just traveled. The wind whipped and wailed all around me chilling the sweat that saturated my shirt. Smoky gray clouds raced overhead nearly at my fingertips masking an azure sky streaked with color by the setting sun and jet black crows ca-cawed against the wind soaring from roost to roost. The green against the blue against the gray, the wilderness.

In moments like these I know that, sometimes, quitting something is the best thing you can do for yourself.

My stomach growled and my little feetsies were freezing. I pulled my socks and boots back on and hiked to the nearest superb mountaintop campsite.

At this time I would like to thank my Father Bolte for supplying me with a new MSR Sweetwater filter and MSR Whisperlite stove which both greatly contributed to my consumption of a Richmoor lasagna dinner that night.

The water boiled in well under four minutes…probably in fewer than three.

The world grew dark and cold, the wind howled, and I put my earplugs in and went to sleep. Somewhere around 0137 (exactly) a horrific thunderstorm, lightning included, woke me up.

Great.

Sunday, September 24th, 2006 - 0700

When I woke up at 0700 it was no longer raining. That was too good to be true. Matter of fact it was only 30 minutes into my return hike when it did start raining again.

Whee!

The rain itself was not that intense, but what I did fail to foresee was that the precipitation collecting on the vegetation that was constantly brushing against me would drench me far more than the raindrops that were falling on my head.

By the time I made it back to Shining Rock the water from the trail choking flora had seeped through my high technology synthetic pants and ran down my legs effectively forming two squishing lakes inside my boots.

Lake left boot, meet lake right boot. What the fuck?!

I suppose I could have stopped, dumped my boots, changed socks, and donned some rain gear, but I only had two hours left until I reached the truck. Throwing caution to the wind I squished on down the mountain towards my onward Tacoma.

Just north of Shining Rock on Old Butt Know Trail there is a campsite in a clearing on top of a mountain whose name I do not know. If you one day find yourself standing in this clearing with the cold, cold rain unmercifully pounding your feeble squirrel like body, please go 100 meters back the way you came and turn left at the first trail split that you come to. Just save yourself the trouble, because it will get damn cold in that clearing on top of that mountain.

Hard to move cold.

The descent is not bad from the top, but once you cross Old Butt Knob your life is in your own hands and if it is raining, well, I was only 85 percent sure that I was going to make it down without breaking something.

The elevation drops fast. The section of trail where it is steepest is Chestnut Ridge and there are a lot of chestnuts being lazy and laying on the ground. I think they are chestnuts. Maybe they were acorns. I brought one home anyway. Also on the descent there is not much hard packed dirt trail, just rocks and roots straight down the mountain. Fortunately, I only fell once, because the small dead tree I was grasping my right hand broke in half.

I escaped superficial damage.

After dropping about 2,000 feet in elevation you finally bottom out at Shining Rock Draft and make a left heading north for a 10 minute walk back to the parking area.

It was good to see my onward Tacoma.

Since all my clothes were waterlogged I took the opportunity to wrap my unmentionable area in my white Florida beach towel for the drive home.

Of course I put a shirt on before I got to Gate 1 at Fort Gordon.

(Sorry about the pictures).

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